she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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