i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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