Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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