So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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