butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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