i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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