Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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