It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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