Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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