...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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