none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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