Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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