I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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