You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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