is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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