All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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