i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
There r osticjed everywhere
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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