Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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