He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
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It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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