i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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