he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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