Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My first STD was from a foam party
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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