Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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