Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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