It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just found a bag of teeth...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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