Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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