put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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