I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
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Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
All I want is dick and wine.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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