Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have surprise drugs for everyone
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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