My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
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