doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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