More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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