Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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