Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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