Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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