If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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