What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
