Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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