then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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