Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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