it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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