Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I need help removing her.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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