They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Did I show you my penis last night?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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