I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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