Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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