do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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