This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think people are normalizing furries
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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