NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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