U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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