Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
