i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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