I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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