I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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