I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
