Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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